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Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quotes

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, because improv can be genius.

Drew: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?," the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter, just like the plot line of a porno film.
 
Drew: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?," the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter, just like Jerry Springer's Final Thought.
 
Drew: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?," the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter, just like the police department in Columbia.
 
Drew: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?," the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter, just like a comb to Colin Mochrie.
 
Drew: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?," the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter, just like Blair Witch 2.
 
Drew: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?," the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter, just like the salad bar at a strip club.
 
Drew: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?," the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter, just like if *Nsync and The Backstreet Boys traded guys.
 
Drew: So if you want to be on "Whose Line it is Anyway?" send a naked Polaroid of yourself to the care of 'Whose Line' Po Box: 175.
Chip: That's how I got on.
 
Drew: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?," the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter, just like Canada.
 
Drew: Y'know, not many people know this, but Ryan and I did a nude scene on The Drew Carey Show.
Ryan: Yeah, some of us needed a wide angle lens.
Drew: And some of us needed a zoom.
 
Colin Mochrie: This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
 
Drew: I'd like to give a plug for Ryan's new show. It's a combination of "What's Happening," "Hangin' With Mr. Cooper," "The Outer Limits" and "The PJs." It's called "What's that Hangin' Out of Your PJs?"
 
Greg Proops: In a world full of poop, there's just one prooper. I'm Greg Proops, the pooper scooper.
 
[Film Noir - Hardware Store]
Ryan: I need a hammer.
Colin (to camera): I knew he needed a hammer. He also needed a couple nails and a good screw.
 
[Scenes From A Hat: Things to Say that Will Always start a fight]
Ryan: You guys want to fight?
 
[Scenes From A Hat: Unlikely Superheroes]
Colin: It's me, Run-Away-From-Danger-Man!
 
[Scenes From A Hat: What George W. Bush is thinking during the Cabinet meetings]
Greg: What's the "W" stand for, anyway?...whatever.
Ryan: There isn't even a cabinet in here...
 
[World's Worst Neighbor]
Ryan: Excuse me, I'm tapped into your cable. Would you mind changing it to channel 8?


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