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Serenity Quotes

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Mal: I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong you'd best shoot me now...
[River cocks the gun she is pointing at Mal]
Mal:...Or we could talk more.
 
Wash: This landing is going to get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define interesting.
Wash: Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die.
 
Jayne: We're gunna explode? I don't wanna explode.
 
Jayne: Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?
 
Mal: We're coming down to empty the vault!
Vault Guard (from inside): You'll have to give me your authorization password!
[Jayne fires a burst from his automatic rifle]
Vault Guard: ...Okay!
 
[After breaking into a nearly empty safe]
Zoe: At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime.
 
Mal: Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
 
Mal: What in the hell happened back there?
Wash: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause I don't think that's ever getting old.
 
[About protective goggles]
Mal: Fine, I'll wear them. But I'll look like an idiot.
Zoe: I should think you'd be used to that, sir.
 
Mal: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne: Yes!
Mal:...Well...you can't.
 
Zoe: Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. We can look it up later.
 
Mal: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a little plastic rocket...
 
Zoe: Do you really think any of us is gunna get through this?
Jayne:...Well I might.
 
Simon: In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you.
Kaylee: With me? You mean to say... as in sex?...To hell with this, I'm gunna live!


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